To prove the title of my point, here is a gem penned by Oefelein to "The Little General:"
"They want your size for the arctic gear...I think I can figure that out -- sized sexy and athletic."
Hot Astronaut Action!
That line was terrible, and was the best I could find. Can you come up with good astronaut pickup lines?
"Watch me extend my Remote Manipulator System"
"I have an extension of the International Space Station in my payload bay"
Ok, I'm done.