Chicago Sunday

• 8:00 AM - Wake up bright and early, to the sounds of planes taking off from the busy airport next door.
• 9:45 AM - Arrive at Adler Planetarium, geek out over space things.
• 10:30 AM - See Our Night Sky, a show designed to teach you how to find your location on Earth, as well as where certain stars are.
• 11:30 AM - See Egyptian Nights, a show about how the Egyptian mythology was formed from star gazing, similar to astrology.
• 2:30 PM - Enter the Shedd Aquarium, after waiting in line for 40 minutes, and eating a Chicago Dog.
• 4:00 PM - See the last dolphin show. Exploitation of animals? I don't know, have the dolphins formed a union yet?
• 6:30 PM - Check out of Chicago, and rush home.
• 11:00 PM - Stop in Wisconsin Dells, because water parks are fun, but drunk Wisconsinites are more fun, plus there is fudge.
• 1:30 AM- Fall asleep by a gas station. Obviously the energy drinks didn't work.
• 3:00 AM - Fall asleep again.
• 4:30 AM - Arrive at home, pet the cats, go to sleep.
• 10:00 AM - Back to work.